What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?

Me : No

Me : Sure.

He : Tea ?

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

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I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Have you ever had your crush reject you, and then later you all dated and married?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Thank you.

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

He : I'm 24.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

What makes you feel guilty the most?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

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Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

When do you start "growing old"?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Because it's month of August.

Why are breasts attractive?

Me : I don't drink

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why doesn’t Melania Trump do some more modeling?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Why is the First Amendment referred to as a right to free speech instead of an immunity from punishment for one's words, regardless of their truthfulness?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.